jehovahhthickness:

black–twitter:

Just because your life is in shambles at 25, that doesn’t mean everybody else will have the same fate.

(Source: thats-tea)

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touchmydannywoodhead:

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

This is a very important lesson to learn

(via confirmance)

moami:

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

(via hotboyproblems)

marvelmisha:

This

Has the same energy as this

(via smatter)

stacysadistic:

throatmistress:

i-miss-chester-b:

arachnaboy:

fanboyswhereare-you:

Marisa Tomei never ages, long post

So maybe you know her as Aunt May in the MCU

And how old do you think she is?

Uh, late 30s early 40s, right?

NOPE

homegirl is 53!!!

FIFTY-FUCKING-THREE

and guess what?

HER SKIN-ITS FUCKING GLOWING

And you know what else???

These are from around 1992-ish

THESE ARE FROM 2006-ish

AND SHE LOOKS THE SAME

She old enough to be my grandmother. YES YOU HEARD ME, MY GRANDMOTHER. (It’s a stretch but I need some emphasis)

Y’all talking about how Paul Rudd never ages???? Have???yall???ever???seen???Marisa????????

Homegirl needs to drop a skin care routine right this fucking minute

The secret to staying youthful is being unproblematic and minding your own business

She’s the female Keanu Reeves

She’s dreamy 😍

Confirmed for vampire

(via hairtiedup)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse’s memory and capacity to learn

via reddit.com

To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse’s plans

(via notevenanibble)

Disassociation

life-with-bpd-things:

Disassociation is a self-defense mechanism that the brain uses when it cannot handle the current situation, or when it is attempting to process something painful. 

When people disassociate they begin to feel unreal, sometimes they feel as though they are watching themselves go through their day to day activities. other times it’s an entirely eerie feeling - as if their body does not belong to them.  

(via hairtiedup)

cutie-tabootie:

You know who was really damn Extra that we don’t talk about enough? That fish from SpongeBob who was all “Dude, I just got my license” and SpongeBob’s all “I’m getting mine next!” and he’s all “Hey, I doubt it!” like dude what the hell is your damage

(Source: revolutionarygirldaemona, via bimmyneutron)

sunflorally:

if you’ve ever taken a shower to muffle your sobs, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever eaten alone in a bathroom stall, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever used makeup to conceal evidence of pain, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever looked in a mirror and wanted to change what you saw, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever questioned your worth because of someone else, I’m sorry and I love you. you’re not alone, and you don’t deserve the hurt you’ve experienced. you are good enough—more than good enough. you and valid, you have meaning, and you are loved even when you don’t know it.

(via kanta-lope)